“Thank you Nurse, I have no pain, All I want is lots of beer and solitude” said Jumpy Jane, with face and limbs atwitch with fear.
“The bed’s too hot, I feel quite frowsy, Indifferent to woes and joys,
“But although I’m feeling drowsy, I’m kept awake by distant noise”
Steretorous her respiration, Useless all her medicines prove,
Obstinate her constipation; Her treatment’s getting in the groove..