Paul isn’t chatty, His cerebration isn’t quick ;
He’s thin and pale, his heart is fatty,
And after food he’s very sick.
He can’t see well, his vision’s bleary,
He suffers frequently from colic.
His twitching limbs feel weak and weary,
He hardly feels inclined to frolic.
His shooting pains make him cry out
” Oh! my back ” and ” Oh! my head!”